salty coconut
a s-x act: when you p-ss, sh-t, and c-m in a blender, blend them all together, empty it into a condom, tie off the end, then proceed to throw the filled condom at your partner who is wearing a hawaiian shirt.
johnny threw his salty coconut at sally while they were in bed together, sally enjoyed it very much.
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