salty goggles
the act of placing ones ball sack over the bridge of another persons nose.
(best done when a good sweaty lather is present. two mile run should suffice)
dan: how’s it going buddy?
jon: not so good.
dan: oh ya… why’s that?
jon: well i went for a run today.
dan: ah.. you sore?
jon: no. i decided to give the girl the salty goggles when i got back. she didn’t find it nearly as funny as i did.
dan: was it worth it?
jon: absolutely
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