Salty Johns


when you stop start (edging) and then some of your own s-m-n enters your mouth by accident upon -j-c-l-t–n.
jacob: “so guys i was stop starting last night and some j-zz got in my mouth!”
adrian: “well thats salty johns mate!”

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