Salty Monocle
a s-xual act in which, when reaching climax, the man withdraws his p-n-s from s-xual release, then proceeds in -j-c-l-t-ng in a straight line up the side of the woman’s cheek and circling the eye to form a monocle composed of s-m-n.
this is not to be confused with the “gl-ss eye” or “salty sungl-sses” in which the man covers the entire eye or in a more challenging feat to pull off, circles both eyes, respectively.
“you look simple ravishing with that salty monocle my dear, you most certainly shimmer with a higher cl-ss.”
“last night i gave your mother a salty monocle, she was the belle of the ball.”
“omfg! my eye! x__o”
Read Also:
- sanctifor
someone who feels the need to be a god among sheep “baah you sc-m bag baah”
- boob lash
when a female or a very adiopose male swings their torso rapidly, which causes their br–sts to behave in a whip-like fashion. i wish janiece would b–b lash me. ;_; the backlash over public exposure of a breast on national television. the janet jackson b–blash caused the cancellation of the victoria secret show.
- Femail
an email that is sent from a female to other females due to it’s “ahh” factor. it’s content can be cute, heartfelt or just overly soppy. debbie had a habit of sending around cute femails annoying all the gusy in the office. the art of replying and acknowledging mails (even forwarded mails) only to female […]
- Fellabuster
(n) an exceptionally long speech given by one of your bros, one that could potentially last for days, that hinders your game, possibly by making delusional and often grossly falsified stories; (v) to impede action by grandiose and/or obstructive tactics, esp. by making long speeches. (as a noun) -“dave was spitting some game at this […]
- Fergie's Watch
a timepiece that runs contrary to the laws of physics. if your football team is winning after 90 minutes your watch actually runs faster than the referee’s. the other teams coach hs a watch that runs slower. and the referee’s runs like cr-p whether your winning or losing. this is fergie’s watch.