salty pats


the act of pulling down your pants, sitting on someone’s face, and forcefully rubbing your r-ct-m and t-st-cl-s on the person’s face until they can escape.
did you hear about peyton manning? apparently when he was in college he gave a female trainer the salty pats.

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