Salty Pop-Tart
n.-
the palm of one’s hand when coated with a uniform layer of s-m-n.
note: may be served cold or hot.
1. “i regretted not grabbing a tissue before masturbating. afterwards, i was left with nothing but shame and a salty pop-tart.”
2. “i forgot she wasn’t on the pill and i stupidly chose to high five the bacon with my salty pop-tart.”
3. “in a rush to hide what i had done, i had to quickly lick up the salty pop-tart.”
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