the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on ones partner while leaning back or standing over them so the s-m-n would land on them like rain.
mary loves salty rain man! : mary loves s-m-n landing on her!
- Bumpy Heads
name given to guys with b-mpy shaved heads sitting in the left field pavilion at dodger games. i had to leave early because a family of b-mpy heads were blocking my view.
- Sam Grimston
sporting superstar, driving legend, acting awesomeness, part time p-rn star and generally just an all round great guy ” i wish i was as awesome as sam grimston”
- San Antonio Sterns
name given to the best team in the nba for the last 10 years due to their dominance in the playoffs. most people who call them this are loser phoenix fans whose team has never won sh-t due to the fact they have no b-lls. the ‘sterns” part is given in reference to the fact […]
- Bump your grill
what we used to say in jail when speaking of brushing our teeth. “d-mn n-gg-, you got some serious tight mouth. you better go b-mp your grill!”
- Kill your darlings
“in writing, you must kill your darlings.” –william faulkner this literary advice refers to the dangers of an author using personal favorite elements. while these may hold special meaning for the author, they can cause readers to roll their eyes for reasons such as: -purple prose -narm -egregious overuse of a word or phrase did […]