salty secret


when you blindfold your partner before s-x, and then tell them to open their mouth to get ready for a load, you put a salty treat in their mouth instead (chips, pretzels, etc.)
“i gave my girlfriend a pretty nice salty secret last night!”
“yeah, what’d ya give her?”
“salt and vinegar lays!”

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