Salty Storm
when you blow a huge, extra salty load all over someone’s face. in additional to being extra salty, in order to qualify as a salty storm, the -j-c-l-t- must meet at least two of the following standards:
1. -j-c-l-t- must be fast enough to be able to leave the p-n-s and travel the distance of at least 14 inches, before the female can close her eyes. (note: accuracy is not a factor. the salty storm need not enter the eye)
2. the -j-c-l-t- covers a total surface area of at least 10 square inches
3. the -j-c-l-t- spans the distance (between any two points) of at least 4 feet
4. the -j-c-l-t- causes substantial physical or property damage to anyone or anything in the immediate area. be advised, if this standard is met, you may consider upgrading to a salticane
man: “get ready b-tch!! i ate about two and a half orders of large fries from mcdonalds earlier! here comes a salty storm you won’t forget!”
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