Salty Turd Storm


a salty t-rd storm is when you take bath salts, air dusters, and jenkem and do them all at once for a one of a kind high. there have been reports that if you take enough of it, you will a high that lasts an entire year! salty t-rd storms are reserved only for the coolest people on the planet such as daniel tosh.
deven: hey dude, what did you do last weekend?

corbin: i was caught in a salty t-rd storm and got f-cked up! i woke up choking on a baloon with jenkem juice all over my face and in my clothes and all in my hair though…

deven: dang sounds like you had a pretty sh-tty weekend.

corbin: no man its awesome, wanna get in a salty t-rd storm tonight?

deven: f-ck yeah!!!

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