salty wash


think of a salty wash as something similar to a facial, where instead of spooge on the face, it’s now c-m in the hair. this is typically evident in girls walking around the mall who just got up, are wearing their pajamas in public, and forgot to wash the j-z from their hair.
hey, your girlfriend just walked out of the bathroom with that guy, and it looks like she’s just had a salty wash. what a sl-t.

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