Salty yoghurt slinger
crude reference to a man’s genitalia and its mechanical ability to evacuate a semi viscous gloop bearing a visual resemblance to said yoghurt. possesses a distinctly saline taste one hears
“i was whacking one out of the old salty yoghurt slinger and i thought i had busted a nut”
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