salzamonster


it’s a man who is great at intercourse but lacks in foreplay areas due to his large amount of saliva. he often scares females away with his foaming mouth or his spit that hangs off his lips.
jordan’s a salzamonster in bed. that’s so nasty. i felt like i showered when we were done.

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