Salzman


this describes a s-xy, smart, and successful male of whom everyone looks up to.
“daddy i really wanna be a salzman when i grow up.”
noun; a small h-m-s-xual h-m-sapien with a knack for unclever comments, boorishness, and an inability to articulate thoughts.
wow did you see that john fellow? he sure is acting like a salzman!

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