Sam and Sara
these two girls are always together. nearly inseparable. a friend couple that is annoyingly adorable. they dress the same, share similar taste in music, eat the same, decorate the same, act the same, think the same. these two girls already share a soul, but are now in the process of morphing into the same body. i’m 90% sure that they are a government test subject.
guy 1: hey, dude, have you seen how much gwen and grace have been hanging out lately? i think they got a case of sam and sara.
guy 2: yeah…. or they’re just lesbians
guy 1: nice!
-the two high five-
#girls #sam #sara #are they gay? #probably #idk
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