Sam Bradford
#14 oklahoma sooners soph-m-re quarterback.
– 2008 heisman trophy winner over ufs tim tebow and uts colt mccoy.
2008 season: top accuracy percentage in the nation, threw for 48 touchdowns and rushed for another 5. leads the highest scoring offense in fbs history posting a total of 702, breaking hawaiis previous record. also has posted more than 60 points in 5 consecutive games.
has led the sooners to the top spot in the nation and a bid to the bcs national championship game on january 8, 2009 against the florida gators.
“did you see that ou qb flip in the endzone vs osu?”
“yeah, that was sam bradford. he’s a bad-ss.”
overrated loser who never deserved the heisman and who is a m-ssive p-ssy and won’t take a hit like a man.
umpire: who’s that b-tch all covered in turf with his faceguard smashed in?
ref: that’s that b-tch–ss sam bradford
umpire: true.
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