Sam Hornish Jr.


the act of placing one’s scr-t-m in or on the rim of another’s beverage without them knowing and then watching them drinking it.
morris thought his drink tasted funny, what he did not know was that moments early mirav had preformed a sam hornish jr. on his beverage.

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