Sam Houston State University


1.where people who didn’t get into real schools, but like the idea of attending a four year university to get their degree in parole officing go.

2.where self-sabotaging people go to ensure they fail in life.
i got a 1310 on my sat and was therefore automatically accepted into every state school in texas, but i hate myself and wish to p-ss my life away, so instead i’ll go to sam.

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