Sam Lake
sam lake is perhaps the most famous of redditch residents, throughout his life he has earned worldwide recognition through both his outstandingly good looks and numerous talents.
friend 1: hey do you know sam lake?
friend 2: who doesnt? he’s the hottest kid in redditch.
friend 3: i wish we were all his friend, he is so cool, and helps kids stay in school to better themselves.
sam lake is perhaps the most famous of redditch residents, throughout his life he has earned worldwide recognition of being an abseloute c-ck. with his gay fantesies about young asian children called maj.
sam lake: are you ok?
person: yea, why?
sam: just wanted to make sure your ok.
sam: go up to him and say “are you ok? just wanted to make sure your ok.”
person 2: why? you r-t-rd!
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