Sam Loeffler
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sam loeffler a.k.a. the best f-cking s-xiest drummer in the world.
received the award for the best alternative rock drummer of 2008.
is the backbone for the greatest rock band chevelle.
he has been playing drums since he was 14 years old. he is from chicago, where he and his brothers formed chevelle in 1994.
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sam loeffler kicked -ss in concert and in the bedroom…in my fantasies.
sam loeffler could beat me with his sticks any time.
mmmmm…. just thinking about him… i just j-zzed in my pants.
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