sam the unicorn
sammm ryhmes with d-mnnn for a reason. she’s probably the coolest person you know, and the kinda person you would want in your life. she’s pretty d-mn amazing, and a fantastic friend. she is also most commonly in love with a guy named evan.
“d-mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn is that sam the unicorn over there?????”
“oh sh-t, sam is flirting with evan again!!!!!!!”
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