samantha abalayan
a girl who’s smart, funny, caring, and can cheer me up whenever i’m down. she’s not always good at consoling people, but she tries, and that’s all that matters. she’s a meme queen, a great artist, and would make an even greater girlfriend.
me: samantha abalayan, would you like to be my girlfriend, and date to the 8th grade promo?
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