Samantha Ely


samantha is a tall, gorgeous, beautiful, smart girl. she’s awesome at volleyball and sports. anyone to catch her eye is lucky. she got to go to the school she wante to while her boyfriend didn’t go with her so she broke up with him. this makes him very sad and he wonders if she’s reading this now. she has hazel eyes and pretty brown hair. i wish she hant given up on me. 🙁 cuz i still love her.
samantha ely was so beautiful on mission beach in june. in sd

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