samer

someone who wears the carpet out while holding a can of c-ke and arguing with people on subject matters they have little to no real world experience in.
dude! i’m trying to work. leave me alone and stop being such a samer
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samer is a male name in arabic.
it can also mean hottie, or someone you want to s-x.
dude lets go check out that samer.
v.
1. to engage in an msn messenger conversation with a greeting, and then never typing another word.
1. “sh-t! i just got samer’d”
ex.
samer says:
hey man what’s up
simon says:
nothing new samer, what’s up with you?
simon says:
you there man?
simon says:
k, peace.
buff man with large male parts. very attractive with a lot of charisma. he is the definition of alpha male!
did you see those parts? they are so big; they’re like samer’s! 😮
a guy who is so bored that he searches his name on urban dictionary and is now reading this and thinking, “what the f-ck.”
guy 1: you’re searching your name on urban dictionary? what the h-ll is your problem?

samer: shut up before i kill you.
someone you see at the gym lifting weights on the treadmill. also, keep an eye out for samer if you have a sister.
hey samer, wanna flex?
1. when you see a guy and a girl together, wearing nearly the exact same outfits.

2. also can be used to agree with somebody.
example definiton 1:

matt: hey, look at those two, they are like twins.
eric: they’re samers.

example definition 2:

paul: i am hungry as sh-t man, i want to get some food.

matt: samers