seal clubbing


when an individual who is highly skilled at a task, competes with other people who are relatively new/unskilled at said task. often used in multiplayer video games.
“man, john went seal clubbing in tf2 the other day. the other team didn’t even know what hit them.”
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to go out to a rave with any creature of the suborder “pinniped”.
so a seal walked into a club…

i was on the beach clubbing seals yesterday.

me and some university friends got drunk and went seal clubbing.
a brilliant song by british band half man half biscuit.
“you can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead, mate.” is one of the most memorable lines from the song, seal clubbing.

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