Samert


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    noun – a condition seen when two people experience similar thoughts as a result of having the same thought processes. often found between very close friends, siblings, and lovers. (can be abbreviated as “sts”.) a: (humming “bohemian rhapsody”) b: what the heck!? i was just thinking of that song! same thought syndrome!

  • Cowell

    the act of touching a dogs b-lls and then the dog bites you on the right cheek, leaving one h-ll of a scar “i was petting my dog and then it cowell’d me on my cheek.”

  • crapistry

    a long and chronological record doc-menting the significant events of cr-p in today’s cr-pisty lesson, we will discuss the latrines created by the romans.

  • sandy dragon

    to have unprotected s-x with a female on the beach. get her nice and wet then hurry up and dip your d-ck in the sand. quickly jam your manstick back in and cut her internally.can also be done in a kitty litter box. kate needed to go to the hospital after i performed a sandy […]

  • Breegher

    alternative for a screamer or a vocalist in a band, except instead of singing or screaming, they “breegh” or use pig squeals and death metal vocals. job for a cowboy, suicide silence, and such other bands of death genres all have breegher vocalists.


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