samf


acronym for sh-t -ss mother f-cker.
mike’s nothing more than a samf.
n.
s-xy–ss-mother-f-cker
amy: i would totally do him.
elena: why?
amy: cuz he’s a samf.
sev -ss mother f-cker.

sev is the armenian word for black
alex derian is so black, he’s such a samf.
“sev” -ss mother f-cker
that man is such a samf!
serious as a motha’ f-cka’
idk y u lol im samf
a s-xy -ss mother f-cker, derived from bamf, which means s-xy -ss mother f-cker
oh dude you know that emily chick?

yeah blood, she’s such a samf! i’d hit that all night long.
stupid -ss mother f-cker
that guy is one samf.

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