Samitard


a name use to describe an unusually r-t-rded girl who has no life.
“why is she sitting in that corner all by herself?”
“oh, she’s just a samitard”
the awkward smurf with the afro…sadly, this smurf never made it to the actual show. samitard the smurf enjoys sitting on stumps in the forrest while devouring roasted peanuts, smoking white-spotted shrooms and biting its nails.
walking through the halls seeing a physically impaired person and saying “samitard”

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