sammage


a particularly tasty sandwich. variant of sammich
ooh, i’m gonna eat me a sammage!
a gay h-m-s-xual, morbidly obese f-g, who is generally r-t-rded in every way, extremely un-attractive and very c-cky. also has a profusely herpes infested chode from raping his mother and sister.
did you see that guy? he looks so sammage!
term used to define the act of getting verbally destroyed by someone who is using sam on microsoft text to speech.
as the result of such utter and horrible sammage derrick proceeded to sit quietly for the rest of the night

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