Sammed
to receive a kick, punch or similar blow to the crotch, in public.
often causing not just severe pain, but anger and great embarr-ssment.
a funny spectacle for others to watch.
simmilar to owned/pwnd
member of public: “dude you got sammed”
being left out, third wheeled, spare tired or flat out shunned so hard you feel disgusted and don’t want to live anymore.
“duuuude, last night i got sammed so hard by these two kids making out.”
“the evening started nicely, wii bowling, couple of drinks but i felt pretty sammed when they started making out”
to be fooled into thinking a girl is hot through a picture she sends while in real life she is actually quite unfortunate.
i saw that b-tch today who sent me a hot pic last night..not good.
bra you got sammed!! yadigg?
toe be samuried. to defeat/be defeated in a samurai-like way.
b-tch got sammed in that fight yesterday!
to ejeculate or cause someone to -rg-sm without physical cause merely with eye-contact.
she looked at me and i totally sammed in my pants.
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