Sammi Rowe
samantha theresa rowe.
a very sl-tty scene girl. very spazy. she loves p-n-s. extremely scene, but will never admit it. has a heavy lisp with the letter s. she is also afraid of vampires. yes. vampmires. she beleives they exist.
ralphy- “dude i just had s-x with this hot blonde chick last night.”
chris- “really? me too.”
ralphy- “yeah at that kid rons party.”
chris- “wat was she wearing?”
ralphy- “striaght leg jeans and a turtle neck.”
chris- “no way!”
ralphy- “was her name sammi?”
chris- “yes…. sammi rowe.”
ralphy- “hahahha you had s-x with the same chick i did.”
chris- “ewwww. your c-ck was in her before mine.”
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