sammich
a sammich is a type of sandwich. however, it is not just any kind of sandwich. any old schmuck can throw lunchmeat between two slices of bread and have a sandwich.
but no. a sammich is not just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. a sammich is a true work of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. a sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the -right- ingredients. it needs the right meats, and the right cheese(s), the right sauce, the right veggies, and the right kind of bread.
taking footlong sub bread and throwing every kind of meat and cheese and everything else under the sun or in your kitchen pantry on it does not a sammich make. it is akin to an incohesive mishmosh of colors on an artist’s easel.
sandwiches make a good snack, but sammiches are forever.
i’m having a sammich for dinner tonight.
a sandwich, with connotations of extra goodness. for example, if you pour gravy on a roast beef sandwich, you now have a roast beef sammich.
subway sells sandwiches, but i’d rather go home and make a sammich.
1. slang for sandwich, used in the case of an extremely good sandwich.
2. the best sandwich available or that you have ever had
that cuban sammich was the best eats i’ve ever had.
s-x in sandwich form. an orgy of flavor. a god among sandwiches.
to eat is a sandwich is human, to eat a sammich, divine.
the term sammich describes any sandwich that is out of the ordinary. a sammich can be an exceptionally delicious sandwich, made with great care and planning. on the other hand, a sammich can also be an extremely ghetto sandwich, made by a desperate, hungry soul.
a sandwich that takes 10 minutes to prepare or contains three or more layers is usually considered a sammich. the microwaved b-tter sandwich, lettuce sandwich, or grilled cheese sandwich made with an iron are all considered sammiches.
1. an extremely good sandwich.
2. what mad peeps say because we’re using urban dictionary lingo instead of real words.
3. what gir tells the floor to make him.
hi floor! make me sammich!
what b-tches make.
b-tch! make me a sammich!
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