sammich alert


“b-tch needs a sammich alert!”

a warning typically used on news sites such as fark to indicate that a celebrity has gone off the deep end with their diet
dude1: dude did you see those pictures of lohan on fark?
dude2: no is she teh nekkit?
dude1: no man, -shows pictures of anorexic ll-
dude2: -wretch- omg sammich alert
dude1: fo sho

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