sammie

beware of people who use “cute” words for food, ie. sammie, veggie, taters, nanners. maters and so on. these people usually have cute names for their private parts as well. so while they’re preparing your “sammie”, they are more than likely fondling their “herbert” at the same time.
“can i fix you a (heh, heh) sammie?”
–noun
a derogatory term referring but not exclusively to african americans. this slang term has been popularized by academy award-nominated american actor and chicago native michael duncan clarke aka michael ‘big mike’ duncan. duncan has played major roles in such award winning films as armageddon, the green mile, sin city and talladega nights: the ballad of ricky bobby just to name a few. yet the term “sammie” manifested itself into the lexicon of societal slang when duncan began to do commercial voiceovers for quiznos sub, endorsing their new sammie flatbread sandwiches (hence the name “sammie”).
i was going to let mark borrow ten dollars from me, but quickly remembering how much of a sammie he is i readily revoked my offer.

i can’t believe someone stole my wallet. i bet it was one of those d-mn sammies!
sammie is a nickname for samantha.

sammie is usually a blonde girl with a bad att-tude. she is mean to everyone, has a bid head, steals your friends, and acts like she did nothing wrong. she will usually grow up to be a criminal of some kind.
ugh there’s sammie

let’s go, that girl is crazy
she’ll act all sweet and innocent, make you feel bad and cater to her whims, and make you feel like you’re best friends. but really, she leaves you working on the relationship and treats you like a bag of sh-t and doesn’t tell you jack sh-t. a total hypocrite and liar, and heart breaker. she uses and abuses and is full of empty promises.
total sammie right there.
a slang term, common but not exclusive to the uk (particularly in an around london) meaning “to take a dump”.

a sammie is often characterised by a long period on the toilet followed by a strong smell. this strong smell usually requires large amounts of perfume or air freshener from the proprieter to mask the terrible odour and prevent a fall out from such an act.
man: ahh man it was terrible! someone had done a sammie and stank the place out. we just couldnt carry on partying after that…
the b-tches person a girl/boy will ever meet, i sl-t that will care to much about what other people think, she is rude and is controlling and there is not a good friend, so do not waist your time with a sammie
(girl one) ew look at that girl, she’s so fat and ugly

(girl 2) i know her name must be sammie
a really big nosed manly ugly-ss face f-ggot. the biggest b-tch you’ll ever meet who always tries to steal your friends and pretend like they were already hers. in reality, she has no true friends except the few that cannot get away from her, and they stick with her only because she can be funny at times but is so stupid and they constantly make fun of her. so in the end, no one likes her and she has no friends because she has a sh-tty personality and has a really ugly mysp-ce.
“god, sammie is so annoying.”
“isn’t she your friend?”
“yes, but i hate her.”

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