Sammy Hagar paradox
first seen in his song ent-tled “i can’t drive 55” it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for sammy hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). no matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. the speedometer on any transportation device that sammy hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). therefore, it is thought that perhaps sammy hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and sp-ce to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. this act of bending time and sp-ce is currently being researched by professor stephen hawking the british theoretical physicist.
i saw sammy hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn’t go 55 mph…its that d-mn sammy hagar paradox
when ever sammy hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust
you can take sammy hagar’s licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn’t matter because he can’t drive 55
Read Also:
- loconess
a word meaning “craziness” can you believe gas prices these days? it’s loconess!
- fish pas
a social faux pas committed when a worker in an office brings a particularly odorific lunch, especially fish, to work. “ugh, what a stench. who committed the fish pas?” “oh, that’s jane’s leftover tuna c-sserole.”
- Fish Sandwich
1. the s-xual act of eating out a girl’s v-g-n- while she is down on all fours, or in the doggystyle position, so that your face is positioned between her two b-tt cheeks, or ‘buns’. 2. a cartoon sandwich with a dead, rotten fish lying arched between two buns. danielle got down on all fours […]
- fapanese
someone that constantly jacks off to anime. “yeah, that f-g alex is a total fapanese. he’s always downloading sh-t like cartoons of pikachu yiffing that one h-m- from pokemon and sailor moon with a huge d-ck eating sh-t.” j-panese people you would fap to. “want to see my fapanese list?” you are fapanese if a […]
- faryn
a cute girl capable of discovering and pointing out the silver lining in all of life’s conundrums. “today just sucked! i need a beer!” “could be worse. you could’ve been hit by lighting.” “well, aren’t you a cheery little faryn.” a girl who loves music, especially guitar, and also is very beautiful with long dark […]