Sampaguita
sampaguita, aka “sampy,” is one of australia’s most well known prost-tutes. she has been know to jump on any p-n-s available. if you let her preform oral s-x on your p-n-s, catastrophic damage will ensue, ie. hiv, aids, chlamydia, genital herpes, etc. she is a regular on the internet and she favorite include the following:
– wh-r-ing herself out to bands
– sucking c-ck for crack
– ‘tossing the salad’ as if it’s going out of style
there are many other examples of sampaguita’s lulz, but alas, to explain all of them would take up too much bandwidth.
hey, dude, sampaguita is tossin’ the salad for free behind subways!
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