sampo
to experiment, taste, smell, practice, or oof new p-ss-es.
also trying out new sampo’s at cosco…..dey get some good stuff too
man: i like sampo
girl: oh no dis not cosco
i want to try that. or i want to see your goodies. :p
i like sampo, can? you get big b–bs ah.. i like sampo
a strapless evening gown
“hey, that’s a nice sampo you’re wearing there!”
the ditch between your nose and your upper lip. first mentioned in mystery science theater 3000: the day the earth froze
“everything went great at the five iron frenzy concert until i got kicked in the sampo by a stagediver”
to take a sample of a hotties milkshake or to put your big straw in her milkshake
shortly after i spit mad game i was sampoing her milkshake in the janitors closet
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