sampsonitis
a sickness where someone calls you over excessively.
1. dang man, that one coach be blowing my cell phone up! i think that dudes got sampsonitis!
2. i was so drunk last night that i gave my number to this one nasty girl. dude…i think she got 3rd degree sampsonitis cause shes called me about 30 times already!
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