the samsung f-ck up of a phone, that when you charge it it explodes.
person 1:”hey, i just got a samsung note7.”
person 2:”so you bought a bomb that can call and text?”
person 1:” and play games.”
someone who has a big fat b-tt and is ugly d-mnnn! who would date that tahku
- putins puppet
45th president of the united states of america. donald trump is putin’s puppet.
- blended cuckold family
a married couple, the wife of whom has a child or children outside of the marriage aaron and his wife rachel are a blended cuckold family, as since they were married, she has had children outside of their marriage. aaron accepts them as his own, even though he knows the children aren’t biologically his
mega / lo mein / iac someone who is obsessed with chinese takeout he’s a megalomeiniac because he ordered chicken lo mein seven times this week!
osjenai is a short carmel mamicita. she’s a chill as person very down to earth . love hanging out with friends and just having a good time . she very sweet but can also become so cold . she may be a little aggressive and keeps her walls up . but her heart is the […]