Samuel P. Holland
a god like human. almost like a mythical being. so fascinating that you would want to cut your b-lls off when you witness this man. he will do the undoable. he eats diamonds. he lost his virginity before his parents. his kids will have diamond enforced sternums so their heart and lungs will never be in danger. he knows a man, named carter. he p–ps on this carter. he beats this carter. in golf. so you got tiger woods. he is a player, stud, and good at golf. you got samuel p. holland who is tiger times 6969696969696969696969.
a father would really appreciate making a child with his wife. but after a visit with samuel p. holland, this man lost his b-lls and now can only get pleasure by fingering his b-tt hole.
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