Samuel P
samuel p is a type of human which has been geneticaly modified by gods. these human beings have extremely complex dna structure that permits them to absorb any information, oraly or visualy given. their sp-cial-visual skill is a such a great level (§>99.9%) that they mostly perform great in life; not only in a academic sense but also with their social lives and their s-xual life.
it is very rare to encounter a samuel p and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.
side note: they often like to call themselves samuel p because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : vastly superior.
“i once knew a samuel p” said an old man, “he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.
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