Samurai Toes


a pr-nounced, permanent gap between the big and index toes. generally caused by wearing flip-flops 24/7. usually seen in asians and beach b-ms.
dude: “can you hand me the remote on the coffee table?”

other dude: “i can’t reach it.”

dude: “use your samurai toes.”

-or-

dude: “daaaang girl, your samurai toes are so gnarly, you can jack a d-ck off with it!”

girl: “huh?”

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