Samwise
frodo’s nanny. without him, middle earth would be f-x0red.
sshhaarree tthhee llooaadd!
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“mr frodo!!!”
from the movie trilogy lord of the rings. samwise gamgee is frodo’s friend who regularly ventures into bouts of cheesy sentimentalism and/or reminiscence. to do so is to act in a samwise manner.
a: whoa, we almost died in that car accident.
b: yes we did. it really makes me think about the fragility of life and how important you are to me.
a: dude, don’t get all samwise on me.
the koolest and best hobbit alive
samwise really saved the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
samwise gamgee. chub min! awa. beish’s lova. soo much cooler than elwood. so kin yet so large and chub. corny.
awa it’s samwise.
mr. frodo.
wow dude you need to lose some pounds. go on the samwise diet.
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