Samy

the greek god of s-xual pleasure. samy was originally spelled sämî but was later changed by american historians into samy. this god was often called upon during s-xual intercourse between two lovers.
girl: oh samy!! samy!!! samy!!!
boy: that’s not my name…
girl: shush, i’m asking for total pleasure from the greek god of s-xual pleasure. oh samy!!
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(same eez) when two or more people/things are matching.
jenna and kellie are wearing matching shoes
jenna: holy cow, kellie, where’d you get your shoes?
kellie: hollister!
jenna: omg me too!
kellie: we are such samies!!!!
a description for same s-x couples, easier than defining them as lesbian or gay couples.
“ellen and portia look pretty close”,
“yeah, they’re samies”.
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i got a 87% on my exam” “samies!!!!
the girl’s name samy \s(a)-my\ is a variant of samantha. people with the name “samy” are g-ds of s-xual pleasure and tend to have faces most men can’t resist. all guys want them because of their well known s-x skills. they love to be on top and tend to be screamers.
“samy! let’s do it!”
“okay!!”
–twenty-three seconds later-
“pheww! that was amazing samy! i have no words to describe how amazing that was! you’re a goddess!!”