San Francisco Switcheroo
this is a s-xual term referring to a particular s-x act where a man receives a bl-w j-b from a woman, c-ms in her mouth, and then the woman (or could be a man) pretends to swallow, then turns to embrace her partner in a p-ssionate kiss, thereby open-mouth kissing him with his own c-m in her mouth. hence, san francisco switcheroo (almost gay, not quite)
man: you gonna swallow right?
woman: of course
man: you better not pull a san francisco switcheroo on me cause i’m not okay with swallowing my own c-m.
when your partner has fallen asleep after s-x, quietly slip out and exchange places with a friend who’s the same s-x as your partner (or the opposite s-x if you’re h-m-s-xual). after they’ve gotten comfortable together, call your partner or knock on the window. surprise!
i donkey punched her the other day and she got me back by pulling a san francisco switcheroo on me.
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