San Fransisco Surprise


the act of getting your un-ssuming partner in the mood and then having a friend come into the room unannounced, bare -ss naked, sportin’ a raging b-n-r and ready to sh-g as if it’s just no big deal at all.
daniel- “i’ve got something for ya baby. how about a little san fransisco surprise?”
totally hot chick- “f-ck yes! i want it now danny!”
daniel- “all right love. turn around and let me give it to you.”

daniel’s friend, as he walks into the room unannounced, naked and sportin a throbbing hardon – “oh, hey guys. mind if i join?”

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