san jose guy


a chump who enjoys gfe make out sessions in the front room of local strip clubs. he also enjoys hungry man dinners while sitting in his footy pajamas in his mother’s bas-m-nt. a victim of brain erosion due to chronic masturbation.
i just enjoyed a great san jose guy experience! my c-ck is sore, and my tongue is burned (from my hungry man dinner), and my mom is upset because i got j-zz on the mashed potatoes.

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