Sanamia
a disease in which one is constantly perturbed by thoughts of pizza. the infected can only eat pizza (preferably dominos) and do not enjoy any other foods. no cure for this disease has been found.
doctor: do you want this delicious rare italian pasta prepared by a professional chef especially for you?
patient: no, i want pizza.
doctor: this pasta will get rid of your acne and make your skin glow.
patient: i want pizza.
doctor: you can wish for anything in the world after eating this pasta, and it will come true.
patient: can i order dominos?
doctor: i am afraid she has sanamia….
patient: pizza?!
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