sanchez surprise
this is the act of jerking off over someone’s face as they suck on your b-lls in a t-bag like fashion. without warning, when you’re about to c-m, you pull your b-lls out of their mouth and drape them over their eyes so they can’t see and in the same motion shove your -sshole right in their mouth. theyll never see it coming.
last night i gave my girlfriend a sanchez surprise. she never saw it coming as i pulled my b-lls out of her mouth and draped them over her eyes. before she knew it, she was sucking on my -sshole as i exploded c-m everywhere!
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