when you dock a sub, and then wipe the new addition upon the face of those whom you have scowled and howled over for long enough!
i sanchezzed those mother f-ckers; had had enough of their bullsh-t scampering postures.
- Backdoor arson
transmission of gonorrhea via b-tthole looks like another case of the ol’ backdoor arson, jim.
c–n is another word for the female v-g-n-. and flaps are the things protruding from the v-g-n-. therefore, the word c–nflap was created. i put my cuc-mber into her c–nflaps.
- arse hermit
large bubble of puss that forms over the -n-s blocking waste from exiting. timmy quit being such a -rs- hermit .
- buffer sleep
when you’re asleep, and people keep waking you up. person 1: “did you get any sleep last night?” person 2: “no, i was having buffer sleep.” person 2: “my siblings kept waking me up.” person 1: “they must be annoying.”
- gut punch abortion
to violently strike a child-bearing women in the uterine area. melanie: “dad i think i’m pregnant and i’m going to keep it.” dad: “that’s fine honey” -later that evening while melanie is sleeping- dad: “jennifer our daughters pregnant” jennifer: “that c-m guzzling d-ck garage would f-ck the pope i’m going to give her a gut […]